a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
im so sorry for the child that has to ride a carousel in a ball of shit
CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD
don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility
THE LITTLE TOES!
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER